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Sunday, May 31, 2009

Only in Florida

This page has been far too depressing for the past few weeks.... and I've been avoiding updating it. But I woke up kind of early today, and figured it's now or never.

Remember last year, when I posted about the Mullet Toss (here's a refresher... in case you missed it). Good news this year... I didn't get hit by a fish. We all had a few close calls, though. Much like a football, they often bounce unpredictably after hitting the ground.

This one almost bounced out of bounds. To be honest, in the world of Mullet Tossing, I'm not sure if landing on the foul line makes it foul or fair. So don't ask.

There was, once again, an unusual assortment of folks at the Mullet Toss. The crowd wasn't as big as last year's... they had to re-schedule it to a later date this year, and a lot of the snowbirds had already left Southwest Florida for cooler climates.
The die-hards were still there, though. This guy was really competitive. He brought special boots to wear when it was his turn, did his share of trash-talking, and had one of the best tosses we saw (about 90 feet, If I remember correctly). He threw at least three times-- at $5 a pop.

Of course, some people do it just for the novelty of the event. I got a kick out of this woman, who (forgive the pun), looked a bit like a fish out of water. Not that Matlacha doesn't have it's share of bikers-- it does. But most of the folks there were dressed a little more casually. She was a trooper though, and despite the fact that she didn't come close to breaking any mullet toss records, she at least looked like a bad-ass doing it.

But like I said, for the most part, the Mullet Toss is a pretty casual event. It's hosted annually in Matlacha, with is an odd (but very cool) little fishing village-turned-artists community. Cute little galleries are surrounded by tiny little trailers. But don't let the single-wides in the background fool you. They're all on canals, and waterfront property in these parts doesn't come cheap (even with the current miserable state of Southwest Florida property values). Many of these single-wides have docks with boat lifts, and nice little boats parked outside... probably worth more than their homes are.

Back behind the main strip in town are a bunch of nice waterfront homes. Nothing fancy-schmancy, no "McMansions." But nice. In fact, the CEO where I work lives in Matlacha. But I digress.

Much like the attractions a few hours up the road in Orlando, the Mullet Toss is fun for the whole family. Little kids toss their mullets first. This little girl was a bit too fascinated by the whole process. After her tosses (which maybe went about five feet), she spent the rest of the afternoon chasing down other people's mullets. However, instead of gently carrying them back to the starting line (home plate?), like the other children did, she chose instead to practice her tossing skills on the way back. With each toss, her fish would get guttier and nastier, until she finally got back to the starting line and handed the fish to the next contestant.


Not surprisingly, it seemed as though the fish weren't lasting quite as long as they were at last year's event. Hmmm... wonder why?

Every time I tell people that we went to the Mullet Toss, they always pepper us with questions. The first question they ask is always did we do it ourselves.

The answer, once again, is no. No amount of coercion could get Cory to do it this year, and I didn't want to come home smelling like dead fish like I did last year.

But there are plenty of other questions. Some involve throwing style, some involve animal abuse (the fish are dead and frozen before the tossing, in case you're curious), and some folks just want to know if a lot of people with mullets attend the mullet toss (the answer is of course, yes. Florida has a pretty high redneck quotient, especially after the snowbirds leave town).

But most people just want to know what it's like. And here, I can help. I shot a little 20 second video with my camera this year. This guy had some of the longest tosses I've seen (about 100 feet), so grab some popcorn and enjoy:

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Monday, February 23, 2009

Oscar Thoughts

Thoughts on the 2009 Oscars...
1) What the hell was Jessica Biel wearing? It looked like they sewed a sack to the bodice of her dress so that she had a place to stash her drivers' license, a spare lipstick, and another pair of shoes. Really, does she need to carry a purse, too? It seems a bit superfluous.
2) Ditto the WTF to Tilda Swinton. Great actress. And I know she doesn't have the most feminine silhouette. However, that doesn't excuse her Horrible taste in clothing.
3) I'm completely sick of the Forrest Gump/Benjamin Button comparisons. What's the difference between the two movies? I had absolutely no emotional reaction to Forrest Gump. On the other hand, I could barely watch the last half hour of Benjamin Button because I was a complete wreck.
4) My sweetie just made me a white knot. He even went to Michaels' and bought the white ribbon for it.
5) I was slightly confused when they didn't honor Heath Ledger "in memoriam." Then I remembered that they did it last year. However, I'm still mystified that they didn't give a posthumous shout-out to George Carlin. I mean, his performance in "Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure" may not have been Oscar-worthy (nor his performances in some of Kevin Smith's films), but the man left an indelible mark on the entertainment industry.
6) Now that I'm off my soapbox... Let me add that I'm absolutely thrilled that "Slumdog Millionaire" dominated the awards. It was truly a stunning film. And it made me think of one of my favorite songs-- Daler Mehndi's "Tanuk Tanuk Tun."

Enjoy!

There's actually a great story behind this video. If I get a chance, I may share it.

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Thursday, December 25, 2008

The stockings were ripped open by the kitty with care

Merry Christmas from Zoe!

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Saturday, November 22, 2008

Festival of Trees

Christmas is weird in Florida. It's really hard to get into the Christmas spirit when it's 80 degrees outside-- and even in an unseasonably cool week like this one, it isn't exactly winter-like.

So, spending the last several days preparing for the Festival of Trees has been a little surreal. The interior of the art center looks like a winter wonderland... and outside, it's sunny and the only shade comes in the form of a palm tree.

Today, the decorators were all putting the finishing touches on their trees. I shot a little video with our crappy little camera... take a peek:

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Sunday, November 16, 2008

Here kitty, kitty, kitty..

Cory and I have recently become fascinated obsessed with an odd little video on YouTube (Thanks, Melissa & Chris).

Enjoy:


We've pretty much made it our mission to make this the most-watched video on YouTube. So watch it. over and over. and tell your friends.

Do it.

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Saturday, September 27, 2008

So Long, and Thanks for All the Fish

Cory and I went out to Pine Island today to check out the nature center there-- they were kicking off next month's celebration of Ding Darling Days a little early.

Living so close to the coast is a little weird-- not being part of the whole boat culture here. There's a whole world that's right in our backyard that's completely foreign to us. When we go to the beach, people are anchored just offshore, frolicking around their boats. Rich people live on exclusive islands like Useppa, which is only accessible by boat. They eat at restaurants like the famed Cabbage Key Restaurant, fabled to be the inspiration for Jimmy Buffet's "Cheeseburger in Paradise," and which is also only accessible by boat. Yes, there are tour boats that go there. They happen to cost $35 bucks a person, which is a little much just to get a cheeseburger. Even a good cheeseburger.

So whenever we get a free opportunity to go somewhere on a boat, we do. And today, we signed up for a one-hour boat tour of Pine Island Sound. The weather was beautiful, and to cap it off, we had some visitors join us for a bit of our ride:



When they told us "you'll probably see dolphins," we thought that sounded pretty cool. We had no idea they'd be just a couple feet from the boat. That they love playing in the wake and they'd be so close that we probably could have touched them.

Of course, if you're a "boat person" in a coastal state, this all sounds silly to you, because this is probably a common sight. But for us, it was something really special.

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Wednesday, September 24, 2008

Help our Friends!

I don't know if I've ever talked about our friend Deb before-- Cory and I met Deb several years ago when we were working in Columbus, Ga. Our station hired her to be one of the anchors for our fledgling Fox newscast.

Deborah is awesome-- Smart, sassy, stylish. You know, a lot like me... Only much, much cooler. She found out a few years ago that she had breast cancer, and really started re-evaluating things. When she left our station, she moved to Amsterdam to work at a mission for recovering prostitutes. Seriously. How cool is that?

Anyway, Deb started dating Craig shortly after she finished her treatments-- and even though they lived a few hundred miles apart, something really clicked. We met him once, and Cory and I both thought he was great. Deb recently moved to Arkansas to be with Craig, and about six months ago, I got an email from her saying that they were engaged!



If anyone in this world deserves an awesome wedding, it's Deb. And now she and Craig are finalists for a Charleston wedding giveaway, and need your vote!

Click here to vote for Deb and Craig!

You can vote once per day. I know that most of you don't know either of these people, but it literally only takes about a minute of your time-- so if you have a free moment, please vote for our friends.

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Tuesday, December 25, 2007

Merry Christmas!

For a while, I thought that Cory and I should go to the beach and take our pictures wearing Santa hats-- then post the photo on this site for you all to see.

Then, I thought maybe I could use our new webcam (more on that later) to post a Christmas video from the two of us (three, if Zoe is feeling cooperative).

Finally, I came to the realization that you don't need to see us. You need to see something much, much cuter. If these little furballs don't warm the cockles of your heart, then you may want to go get your cockles x-rayed-- because there's something wrong with you.



Really, aside from otters holding hands, is anything in the world cuter than baby pandas wrestling?

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