Doggone it, people like me!

Remember Stuart Smalley? Al Franken's cardigan-wearing "Daily Affirmations" character on Saturday Night Live?

"I'm good enough, I'm smart enough, and doggone it, people like me."

Daily affirmations don't sound like such a bad idea, right? There are probably a lot of people out there that think it's hogwash, but what can it hurt, right?

I will get a high-paying, fulfilling new job with a short commute...
I will get a high-paying, fulfilling new job with a short commute...
I will get a high-paying, fulfilling new job with a short commute...

I feel better already.

But how about this? I don't even have to say it over and over. My computer can do it for me subliminally!

Get this, there's software you can install on your computer that flashes positive subliminal messages on the screen while you work. In essence, you reprogram your computer to reprogram your thoughts.

So, while you're surfing the web, working on your resume... probably even while you're watching some really unsavory internet p0rn, you can quit smoking. Or maybe become more self-confident. Or maybe you could even break yourself of that nasty internet p0rn habit. You can check out the details at http://www.subliminal-power.com/.

But in the meantime:

I will get a high-paying, fulfilling new job with a short commute...
I will get a high-paying, fulfilling new job with a short commute...
I will get a high-paying, fulfilling new job with a short commute...

Stuart Smalley would be so proud of me.