I Could Do Worse

I was feeling pretty lame for skipping out on my exercise today, but not after I saw one of our neighbors outside. For the second time in a week, I saw her walking briskly down the street, wearing exercise clothes, and smoking a cigarette! You'd think the two activities would cancel each other out.

Of course, she may be onto something. I mean, is it really that different from, say, eating an entire meat-lovers pizza and drinking a Diet Pepsi with it?