Only in Florida

This little gem comes from our hometown. You can file this under "Stupid Criminals." I just file it under "Typical Florida."

Just a thought: If you absolutely have to break into a strip club, hold its employees hostage, and rob the place, you might want to rob a strip club that you didn't work at. Oh-- and if you happen to have a very distinguishable speech impediment as the result of a harelip-- you might not want to be the guy barking out the orders to your former coworkers.

But what do I know?