Let's Get Some Bloody Runs!

Ozzy Osbourne's rendition of "Take Me Out to the Ballgame" at Chicago's Wrigley Field (translation courtesy of the Chicago Tribune):

"One. Two. Three.
"Let's go out to the ballgame. Let's go out to the bluhhhhhn.
"Take me a ee-yan eeya (humming) the field.
"I don't care if I ahh-uhn ack.
"Da da da da duh da da da eam. Duh ee, da da da da dahhh.
"For a fee, two, three strikes you're out at the old ballgame. Yeahhhhhh."

Is it just me, or does everyone feel the same weird, sad sort of pity when they see Ozzy Osbourne? The man was a heavy-metal rock-and-roll god... and now he's a pathetic doddering mess. Seriously, he makes Keith Richards look young, spry, and healthy.