Here's A New One:

Apparently, someone out there in the Cyber-Universe thinks NHL Superstar Teemu Selanne is a little light in the loafers. A recent Yahoo! hit to this site came using the search string "Gay Teemu Selanne."

Oddly enough, several people have also found my blog looking for stories about the "Super Himalaya," one of my favorite puke-rides of all time.

For those people, I feel the need to point you to this little news item. Perhaps now, carnies will face a dress code when it comes to the length of their mullets.