A Sad Note
The Great Blackout of 2003 claims an innocent victim.
I regret to inform you of the passing of a very dear half gallon of Breyer's All-Natural Chocolate Ice Cream on Friday, August 15, at approximately 12 a.m. Breyer's spent its last few days in Susan (last name omitted)'s freezer in Canton, Michigan but perished in the catastrophic power outage along with a partial gallon of milk, four large eggs, and partially used jars of tartar sauce and Hellmann's mayonnaise.
The funeral was held at the kitchen garbage disposal Saturday, August 16. Susan officiated at the ceremony. A ceremonial sacrifice of a jar of pickles was made.
Breyer's All-Natural Chocolate is survived by a partial carton of Breyer's All-Natural Berry Swirl, is in questionable condition in the freezer.
Memorial donations may be sent to the "Feed Susan Some Fresh Ice Cream" Fund.
The Great Blackout of 2003 claims an innocent victim.
I regret to inform you of the passing of a very dear half gallon of Breyer's All-Natural Chocolate Ice Cream on Friday, August 15, at approximately 12 a.m. Breyer's spent its last few days in Susan (last name omitted)'s freezer in Canton, Michigan but perished in the catastrophic power outage along with a partial gallon of milk, four large eggs, and partially used jars of tartar sauce and Hellmann's mayonnaise.
The funeral was held at the kitchen garbage disposal Saturday, August 16. Susan officiated at the ceremony. A ceremonial sacrifice of a jar of pickles was made.
Breyer's All-Natural Chocolate is survived by a partial carton of Breyer's All-Natural Berry Swirl, is in questionable condition in the freezer.
Memorial donations may be sent to the "Feed Susan Some Fresh Ice Cream" Fund.
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