The Sportslady's Love Advice

Ladies, forget what your Momma told you. The way to a man's heart isn't through his stomach. It's apparently through his collection of bobblehead figurines.

Tonight I bought Cory a bobblehead doll of Cottonmouths captain Jerome "Boom-Boom" Bechard. He was so happy, he left the good parking space at our apartment empty so I could park there when I got home from work.

If that isn't love, what is?