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Does anyone else out there think that Jared S. Fogle is the most overexposed human being on television? Ok, the guy lost over 200 pounds, and that's great. But Puh-leeeze! Last week, I was watching the NFL on CBS, and they had the "Subway Postgame Report." Guess who was on the set with Dan Marino, Jim Nantz and the CBS sports guys? You guessed it, our pal Jared was there, pimping his sandwiches to the cast and crew. Honest to God, they all sat there talking football with a rolled-up 6" sub sitting in front of each of them. Unbelieveable.

So tonight, I caught a Subway commercial with Jared and his little blonde wife, and got to wondering. Did he meet the wife before or after the diet? I'd like to think that they've been together since he was shopping in the husky department, but I get the impression that they're newlyweds.

Can you imagine the conversation when she tells her friends that she's dating Jared from the Subway commercials?
"Well girls, we've been keeping our relationship a secret because he's kind of a celebrity."

Is this something you brag about?