Only In Florida

I haven't done one of these in a while, and it's really a shame, since this is where "crazy" and "bizarre" go to vacation and retire.

Part #1:
Death threat over new "Tickle Me Elmo Extreme" doll.

Part #2:
MILF competition (though since this is Florida, there's probably a Grand-MILF competition somewhere).

Part#3:
"Artificial Reef Made of Tires Becomes Ecological Disaster" Sounds just like someone was looking for an excuse to dump millions of pounds of tires into the ocean.

Part #4: (and my personal favorite)
STDs Running Rampant in Retirement Community.

Part #5:
Middle School Goes into Lockdown Because of Alligator.

Part #6:
Authorities search for "Naked Tickler."

Part #7:
Nudist Resort hosts "Relay For Life" activities. With, oddly enough, sponsor T-shirts.