The Diet Starts This Next Week

In honor of crazy, severed-finger-depositing psychos nationwide, Wendy's is giving away free "Frostys!" (or is it "Frosties?" either way, they're still free!)

By the way, a junior Frosty is 6 oz, contains 167 calories and 4 grams of fat. If you're one of those Atkins-worshipping freaks, you'll have to look up the carbohydrate information on your own.