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Keep your eyes peeled, and steer clear of mass-murdering fundamentalist Mormons and their Playboy Centerfold girlfriends.

I don't even think I could begin to summarize the story, so I'll just include a couple key quotes from the article:

"...a lapsed Mormon accused of bludgeoning and dismembering five people in an elaborate extortion racket intended to hasten the second coming of Jesus Christ."

One of his accomplices (in addition to his pinup gal-pal) was: "...a self-described "good witch" who once offered to raise money for Armageddon by appearing in porn films."

Yikes.