Warning: Juvenile Potty Humor Follows! Proceed With Caution!

Aidan Quinn is on TV right now, talking about filming the movie "Legends of the Fall" with Sir Anthony Hopkins and Brad Pitt, and apparently ol' Aidan and Brad spent most of their free time holding farting contests. Dreamy, huh? So, that led to Cory and I having a discussion on euphemisms for flatulence. So, for my first informal poll, tell me,

Which of the following is your favorite slang term for passing gas?
A) "Dropping Ass"
B) "Blowing Ass"
C) "Poodling"
D) "Breaking Wind"
E) "Barking Spider"
F) "Stepping on a Duck"
G) "Tooting"
H) "Baking Air Muffins"

My personal favorite is the last one, as in "ooopsie, I just baked an air muffin." Its cute, and when you say it, people forget about how disgusting you really are.

I know I may be crossing the lines of good taste and friendship here. Please, Dont be shy... we all break wind on (rare) occasions, so 'fess up, and tell me what you call it.