Trapped in the Apartment

As I was writing that last post, scanning the latest rejection letter, and uploading it to my blog, my neighbor fired up the stereo.

Now, I can't be 100% positive, because I don't know the song that well... but I'm pretty damn sure that s/he was listening to the Gawd-Awful "Trapped in the Closet" By R.Kelly. The worst part? S/he listened to it more than once.

I should probably mention that I'm talking about the vibrator neighbors.

What other atrocities will these people unleash upon me?