I Feel Old

And I guess it's no wonder. First, it was my haircut (though people keep telling me that it actually makes me look younger). Then, tonight, I took the "Real Age" test and discovered that I'm really 42.7 years old.

The website gave me a plan of action to follow to make myself younger. First, I apparently need more friends. Seriously. Apparently, my anti-social behavior makes me more stressed out. Also (surprise, surprise), I need to exercise more, eat better, drive a larger car, and floss every day.

Am I the only old fart out there? Take the test, and let me know how you score.