An Open Letter:
To the guy driving his Corvette convertable, top down, at 4:56 p.m. Tuesday on Wynnton Road:
Dude. It's late December. I know you spent a lot of money on your car, and I know it's unseasonably warm. But seriously, is there really a need for you to drive with the top down?
To the 70-something couple using the self-checkout line at Winn-Dixie Wednesday:
Perhaps the day before Christmas, when you're purchasing 49 items, is not the ideal time to experiment with the self-scanning technology. Do you really think that you can scan and bag your 49 items faster than a grocery clerk can? I submit that you cannot.
To the guy driving his Corvette convertable, top down, at 4:56 p.m. Tuesday on Wynnton Road:
Dude. It's late December. I know you spent a lot of money on your car, and I know it's unseasonably warm. But seriously, is there really a need for you to drive with the top down?
To the 70-something couple using the self-checkout line at Winn-Dixie Wednesday:
Perhaps the day before Christmas, when you're purchasing 49 items, is not the ideal time to experiment with the self-scanning technology. Do you really think that you can scan and bag your 49 items faster than a grocery clerk can? I submit that you cannot.
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