My Poor Baby

In the last half hour, Zoe has:
a) Barfed all over the dining room carpet.
b) Pooped on the upstairs hall rug.

If it was just the poop, I'd think she was pissed at us. But the barf is something entirely different. I'm afraid my little baby is sick. She probably ate some nasty bug she found in the apartment. Poor little sweetie.