Alert the Pulitzer Committee

Apparently, First Lady Laura Bush's trip to Europe stirred up Dubya's creative juices. The President has penned a poem.

To Quote:
Roses are red
Violets are blue
Oh my, lump in the bed
How I've missed you

Roses are redder
Bluer am I
Seeing you kissed by that charming French guy.

The dogs and the cat, they missed you too
Barney's still mad you dropped him, he ate your shoe
The distance, my dear, has been such a barrier
Next time you want an adventure, just land on a carrier.

That's right kids, a "C+" average at Yale University, and the best the leader of the free world can muster is "Roses are Red..."