This Week's California Gubernatorial Update

First it was the last action hero... then it was a diminuitive actor... then it was a prop comic.
What comes next in the natural progression of events? How about a porn star?

You really need to check out her platform (and no, that isn't some kind of weird sexual innuendo). While #3 & #4 are a little... um... unusual, #7 really isn't such a bad idea.