The Most Flattering Horoscope Ever

Excerpts from my horoscope on this website:

"The Sportslady is an unsung hero, an undiscovered genius..."
"...Deep down inside the Sportslady yearns to be wild and crazy, footloose and fancy-free. She wants to break the rules, question convention and court controversy... "
"...The Sportslady was born to be brilliant. She was destined to be daring. One day she will realise this and then the world had better look out."

wow.