Science and Technology Update

Is there a Nobel Prize for Cosmetic Chemistry? If so, the inventor(s) of Revlon Colorstay Overtime Lipcolor should totally win it. I was pretty hesitant to try it out, since it costs something like $7.99 a tube, but honestly, I put it on at noon and it hasn't rubbed off at all eight and a half hours later.

Now, if I could only find a color that doesn't make me look like a corpse.