Lick This

So, for the last several days, I've had this icky lump on the back of my tongue. If I stick out my tounge and open really wide, I can just barely see it. I did a google search for "Lump on tongue," and I've learned that it can be one of two things:

1) Cancer, or
2) Cockroach eggs getting ready to hatch.

This is why we all need the internet.