Warning: Politically Incorrect Post Follows

Ok, I'm not normally one to mock people of other cultures (At least, I wouldn't mock because they're from another culture. But I don't care what country you're from... if you have toilet paper hanging from your shoe, I'm not passing that up.... but I digress.)

As we all know, English is a bitch of a language. The rules make no sense, the sentence structure is difficult to learn, and we Americans have slaughtered it to the point of no return. However, it's pretty funny when people butcher it. In particular, this one is a favorite of mine.