One Down, 264.42 to Go

Is it wrong for me to occasionally entertain suicidal thoughts? Probably... but what if I were to tell you that I entertain thoughts of death by caffeine?

Apparently, it would take 265.42 cans of Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi before I kick the bucket. I'm not sure I could do that in less than a day.

Maybe I'd better switch to Red Bull. That would only take 119 cans.