Thoughts from a Mad Bulgarian

I occasionally receive peculiar little emails from our bizarre former co-worker, JD, a Bulgarian immigrant with a twisted sense of humor, who used to work as a producer at our station.

Here's the latest pearl of wisdom from our Eastern-European pal:

I am passing this on to you because it definitely worked for me and we all could use more calm in our lives.

By following the simple advice I heard on a Dr. Phil show, I have finally found inner peace. Dr. Phil proclaimed the way to achieve inner peace is to finish all the things you have started.

So I looked around my house to see things I started and hadn't finished; and, before leaving the house this morning I finished off a bottle of Merlot, a bottle of White Zinfandel, a bottle of Baileys, a bottle of Kahlua, a package of Oreos, the remainder of both Prozac and Valium prescriptions, the rest of the Cheesecake, some Saltines and a box of Chocolates.

You have no idea how freaking good I feel.