The Chocolate Bar with the Cookie Crunch

The funniest thing anyone said to me at work tonight... a co-worker (name withheld to protect her identity) asked if I had $0.35.

"For some reason I really need a Twix bar," she explained, laughing.

I dug in my purse, and came up with a handful of change, handing her a quarter and a couple of nickels.

As she was leaving for the vending machine, she shouted "My ass thanks you."