Only One Day 'Till Halloween

If you still don't have a costume, try one of these.

Or use the suggestion made by the lovely Michelle Chardos (wife of a former co-worker) on tonight's newscast:

Paint a big letter "P" on the front of a shirt, then put black eye makeup all around one of your eyes. You're a black-eyed pea!!!

Hey... I thought it was kind of cute.