Arrrrr, Mateys!

Remember kids, International Talk Like A Pirate Day is less than a week away!

You are a Pirate Second Class

Do you remember the last time you took a chance? I do. It was when you decided
to leave the security of your mother's womb and headed for the bright light. It's time
to head for the next bright light, my friend.
Creativity is not your strong suit. You are good at doing what you are told to do
and that, in itself, is a gift. It's not a gift to you, mind you, but rather a gift to
those who will be there to tell you what to do.
You like long walks on the beach and cuddling, but would never admit that to
your Guy friends who think you are okay but can't always remember your name.
Tapioca pudding seems a bit extreme for a fellow such as yerself, what with all the bumps and stuff.
It's a good thing ye be on a pirate ship, otherwise, ye'd would be walkin' because ye be
positively pedestrian. Have a nice day.

What's Yer Inner Pirate?
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