Tonight's Fortune Cookie

"The only way to catch tiger cubs is to go into the tiger's den."

WTF??? I know I've neglected to post my Fortune Cookie Messages for the last month or two, but that has to be the lamest fortune I've ever gotten. Hmmm. Maybe it's not my fortune at all. Maybe my fortune is on the other side:

"Customized Cookies? Check out www.wontonfood.com"

Customized, huh? Maybe next time I apply for a job, I'll just have my resume printed in a fortune cookie.