Editorial Decisions
 
I studied journalism in college, and spent a little time as a stringer for a fishwrapper in suburban Detroit. 
 
I know that sometimes, headline writers really struggle to come up with a short and sweet summary of a news story.
 
Sometimes headline writers agonize over finding a clever play on words or turn of phrase to get a reader's attention.
 
And when it happens, it's a thing of beauty:
 
"Drinking and shotguns in your pants don't mix"