Michael Jackson Update

Ummm. Ok. I've seen the mugshot. Judging from his complexion (he's paler than I am... and I've been nicknamed "pasty"), I can only assume the "B" next to "Race" stands for Bleached.

By the way, the official statement from the 1993 molestation lawsuit is online. Read at your own risk. These last couple of pages are not for the squeamish.

Even more disturbing: Apparently, Jacko has been importing boys from foreign lands.