Say It Ain't So!

J-Lo and Ben have called off their engagement again. How will the world continue to turn? How will my life go on? (There's your USDA of sarcasm. You can thank me later.)

By the way... Jane Fonda is coming out of retirement to play J-Lo's mother-in-law in the new movie "Monster-In-Law." Does this mean that the former Mrs. Ted Turner will start calling herself J-Fo? 'Cause I could get behind that.