2004 Stock Tip

I know, it's still very early in the new year to be making any projections. However, based on the trend established over the last few days, you might want to invest in Procter & Gamble, manufacturers of Pepto-Bismol. I suspect they'll be making an awful lot of money off of me in the coming year.

(And no, my perpeptual indigestion has nothing to do with Michigan's previously mentioned loss to USC.)