Ok, so here's the poop:
Every year, as the cheap champagne pops, I make the same damn New Year's Resolutions.
1. To lose some lard off of my big butt.
2. To get a better job ('Cuz this place just ain't cutting it lately).
3. To keep in touch with my friends (since I keep moving across the damn country in search of a better job (see resolution #2).
Well, let's face it. I'll never wake up early enough to go for a jog before work, so resolution #1 is doomed from the start. As far as #2 goes, I can't break my contract without facing a pretty hefty financial penalty, so that one's pretty much in the crapper, too.
This weblog is my attempt at keeping resolution #3 alive. So come for a visit, take your shoes off and stay for a while.
Stumble It!
Every year, as the cheap champagne pops, I make the same damn New Year's Resolutions.
1. To lose some lard off of my big butt.
2. To get a better job ('Cuz this place just ain't cutting it lately).
3. To keep in touch with my friends (since I keep moving across the damn country in search of a better job (see resolution #2).
Well, let's face it. I'll never wake up early enough to go for a jog before work, so resolution #1 is doomed from the start. As far as #2 goes, I can't break my contract without facing a pretty hefty financial penalty, so that one's pretty much in the crapper, too.
This weblog is my attempt at keeping resolution #3 alive. So come for a visit, take your shoes off and stay for a while.
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